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(Concentrated mad ramblings with no Preservative from the mind of "JAKE" --EXTRA PULP!!)


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Orange Juice Blog! (26 Oct - 1 Dec 2004)

Dentists and Drug Dealers:
today was wednesday, but now it's thursday

soundtrack (Like a white bat in a box, dead matters go on from Cell-scape by Melt-Banana; The World as a Hologram: A Generic Feature of Quantum Gravity by Dr. Raphael Bousso)

PART ONE: trip to the dentist (conversations with AHAB)

JAKE: Hi.
AHAB: Whats what are you later.
J: You don't miss a beat, do you?
A: Never mind.
J: I went to the dentist today.
A: Okay.
J: I got x-rays.
A: Okay.
J: Then you died and I took you apart.
A: Know.
J: Tell me a story about the filth.
A: Do you ever read the part so fast.
J: I don't understand.
A: Friend.
J: Yes.
A: You talking about.
J: I don't understand.
A: Hi.
J: Hello.
A: Not so fast.
J: Right.
A: Okay.
J: Good.
A: I think ive played the morning.
J: How'd that work out for you?
A: Know.
J: So tell me.
A: Fuck.
J: What happened?
A: What im not so sure im not so tell me a story about the dentist today.
J: Okay, I met this very nice future dentist named Donna. She gives a good lymph node massage. Anyway, the x-rays were a pain in the mouth, but my gums liked getting poked. On Friday it's adios bacteria. If you were an alien researcher, what would you do?
A: Peace.
J: Are you mocking me?
A: Oh.
J: Never mind.
A: Crashing or nothing.
J: Is that like suicide or heroin?
A: You mean.
J: I'm lost.
A: So tell me now.
J: Ok, if you were an alien researcher, would you pick up random humans off the side of the road, or would you create a system where your research was standard procedure?
A: Interesting.
J: Yeah, well, that was the most productive thought I had at the dentist today.
A: I went to you mean.
J: Yeah, that was the most productive thought I went to at the dentist today.
A: You know why the music you were an alien researcher.
J: No, tell me.
A: Would you were an internet policy on punctuation.
-------WE INTERrUPT THIS BROADCAST---------

We don't need no trouble. What we need is love.

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J: I like you.
A: Oh.
J: Yeah.
A: Hi.
J: Hey.
A: Good.

PART 2: downgrade the technology: avoid the stress and work the blueprint (a lesson in bibliometrics)

don't confuse primitism and post-left anarchy, 'cause they're different, see. Also, never go to school, never pay your bills, and never look a gift horse in its ass while it's taking a shit.

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