extended cut (39m56s) 0:00 It's like the saddest thing that ever, ever, happened to me. Let me tell you a story about a woman and a woman. Um. Let me...stop it! Okay, that sounds pretty good. Let's try that from over here now. Oh honey. 1:11 [unclear: Amuse you.] Okay. For our first song tonight, we'll be playing. Um. A song titled. BURP. Okay. How did that sound? Did we pick that all up? 1:56 SONG 1: None of this is real. LYRICS: [G] It's like none of this is real. [C] It's like none of this is real. [G] It's like none of this is real. [C] It's like none of this is real. One day I'll come back to my home. And I won't feel so all alone. I'll look at how everyone has grown. And I'll feel it in my bones. I'm rethinking everything I knew. And I think that you are, too. I don't know what we want to do. But I want to do it with you. And as the day draws to a close. We take off all of our clothes. And we look down to our toes. And I suppose. That none of this is real. How does that make you feel? Would you like to share a meal? None of this is real. It's all virtual honey. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. Hey, wake up. Wake up, honey. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Wake up. 5:15 SONG 2: Not quite there anymore. LYRICS: [D] You were on my [C] mind but now you're [G] not quite there any [D] more. I hope you're happy in the end. I hope that you like being dead. I hope you're still my friend. You were on my mind, but now you're not quite there anymore. What would you do if you could do anything you wanted to? Would you go outside and open up your eyes and breathe in the air? There's nothing stopping you. You can do anything that you want to do. You were on my mind, but now you're not quite there anymore. 10:18 Well, I guess we can just do it later. I'm in no rush you see, I'm already dead. Well, I guess we can just do it later. I'm in no rush you see, I'm already dead. Well, I guess we can just do it later. I'm in no rush, you see. I'm already dead. Well I guess we can just do it later. I'm in no rush, you see, I'm already dead. 11:24 And that was a sample from the song, Duck Soup. No, If Not Now, When? That was a sample from the song, If Not Now, When? by The Librarians from their album Ka Iʻa Gefilte, which is an album that you can get through OJPL Music. Call now for some reason or other. 11:55 tHANK YOU FOR LISTENING to this recording of this new thing that we have. I don't even know what to call it, but anyway. I think it's a new album that we have. We just played the first two songs: None of this is real, and Not quite there anymore. And, I believe this next one--it's a very popular tune. Let's see. How does it go. 12:25 SONG 3: This is just a message.